Billy Shakespeare (Jason D. Johnson) muses about his rotten luck: born among plebians of the 21st century rather than the literary greats of the 15th.
The Bard
William Shakespeare composes his Venue and Adonis.
The Scribe
Catharine Pilafas stars as Anne Hathaway, Willliam Shakespeare's girlfriend.
Leading Lady
Anne Hathaway (Catherine Pilafas) confides her fears about Shakespeare to her best friend Arlene (Terra Wallace).
Buddy Pack
Wilma Hartford (Phillip David Collins), who is desperately in love with Billy, peeks into Shakespeare's bedroom.
Peek-a-Boo
Wilma moons over Shakespeare.
Love Hurts
Mary Maxson is the brassy Charly James, Billy's sleezy Hollywood agent.
Pretty Woman
Charly James (Mary Maxson) attempts to cheer up Shakespeare with a game of golf.
19th Hole
The sexy Angelina (Garret Wade) plays a drag queen and Wilma's closest confidant.
Lady Luck
When Garret Wade sheds his hose, he plays a Hollywood Producer and a Jewish reporter in the film.
Poker Face
Hollywood gossip reporter Amy Tellus (Pam Witte) broadcasts from one of Shakespeare's film opening.
Lights, Camera, Action
The country-girl Pam Witte is far from her role as the high-strung gossip Hollywood Reporter.
Down to Earth
Terra Wallace plays Arlene, Anne’s best friend.
Confidant
Arlene (Terra Wallace) consoles her best friend Anne Hathaway.
Best Buds
Lyn Kidder plays Billy Shakespeare's no-nonsense Mother, the publisher of the newspaper he works for.
Apron Strings
Between scenes Houston Roman Scott, who plays Wilma's admirer Wilbur, helps refill the wine bottles at a Hollywood shindig.
Sleight of Hand
Wilbur (Houston Roman Scott) brings Wilma flowers in hopes that she will return his affections.
Puppy Love
Andrea Reed plays the strong-minded feminist Marie, who takes on Shakespeare on the Denny Miller Show.
The Boss
Wayne “Coyote” Wilkinson plays the backstabbing Hollywood producer, Guildenstern.
The Enemy
Kenneth Mathews plays the conservative broadcast journalist Denny Miller in the news program, "What the Heck?"
What the Heck?
Henrie Condell (Kevin Owen McDonald) plots against Shakespeare with the back-stabbing producers Rosencrantz and Guildenstern.
Taming of the Bard
David Robbins trained our green swordsmen and tackled the roles of conservative politician Rat Mucanon and the daft Follically Challenged Protestor.
Man's Man
Judy Leatherwood plays Billy Shakespeare's ill-tempered metro editor.
Just the Facts
Guitarist Mat Dick plays a high-dollar Hollywood producer.
Wild Man
Juliet (Natasha Nichols) beckons to her Romeo.
My Romeo
Romeo (Brett Nichols) listens to his loves sweet words.
Young Love
The Porn Producer (Alexander William Castaneda) explains his vision for one of Shakespeare's films.
Italian Stallion
Jessica Lookingbill plays the feminist activist and actress Susan Flower who protests against William Shakespeare.
Stand Her Ground
Christina Wahlstrom worked not only as the script supervisor but also pitched hit on several roles including: The Lady in Red, Drag Queen Troupe Member, and a Porn Star.
Three faces of Christina
Pete Davis, a Ruidoso musician, plays Wilma's long-lost Father.
Pop
Drunken Party Guest (Marcia L. Stober) staggers into Shakespeare's arms.
Tipsy
Cheri Dosenberry plays the Stage Manager for Billy Shakespeare's play Macbeth.
Bit Player
Judy Christopher plays a Hollywood minister in Billy Shakespeare.
Religious Experience
Billy Shakespeare (Jason D. Johnson) and Charly James (Mary Maxson) rehearse in 20 degree weather at a "Hollywood" mansion.
Flying High
Regina Annawoos Quinones handled sound on set and played an angry protestor.
Navaho Woman
The Metro Editor (Judy Leatherwood) lectures Shakespeare on the news concept of objectivity.
Billy Shakespeare tears up during his first exposure to the Porn Producer.
First Cut
Anne and Will playfully quibble over Wilma.
Three's A Crowd
Angelina and Wilma pose with a wedding store clerk and model.
To Wed, or Not to Wed
William Shakespeare delights in his own mirth.
Jovial Lad
Charly James (Mary Maxson), Billy Shakespeare (Jason D. Johnson), and Wilma Hartford (Phillip David Collins) are the guests of honor at a Hollywood shindig after the release of Romeo and Juliet.
Movin on Up
After a traumatizing day, Billy Shakespeare (Jason D. Johnson) uses golf to vent his frustrations.
Catharine Pilafas was hired for the role of Anne Hathaway the same day she auditioned.
Audition Day
Houston Roman Scott chills on the set of Billy Shakespeare.
Raise ya
Billy Shakespeare (Jason D. Johnson) drools over this Harley Davidson.
Cool Poet
Jason D. Johnson is William Shakespeare.
Suave Bard
Charly James (Mary Maxson) gives Shakespeare some advice on his writing.
Writing Lessons
